Web Design, or, Ughhhh! School!

This post is in response to :
http://alyssahandkasey.blogspot.com/2013/12/ughhhh-school.html Please read her's  first.


First off , please forgive me but I admit I am a two finger typist and it takes forever to type anything this long but in my defense you need to know I really did help Noah build our ark and back then we didn't have any keyboards, just paper from tree bark and feathers off birds soaked in colored water made from squished plants. So I think I'm doing pretty darned good.
 graphing calculator, what's up with that? Fingers and toes were always good enough for me, even after walking to and from school in the snow, barefoot, up hill both ways! But there is something I might be able to shed light on and help out rather than make excuses for myself so here goes.
So ok, I read where someone I love to pieces is having a bit of trouble in web design, I have some free time on my hands so I think, Hmmm I'll go and  study up and try to offer help, Boy! The things you learn by studying something new ! I never knew that two were never alike, all I knew was when you walk into them at night (when you can't see them) , it looks like your having a conniption fit or spams or you all the sudden turned into a ninja  and are attacking a horde of invisible bad guys to someone who happens to be nearby and sees you when you walk into it. I also learned by studying web design that I don't like looking at spiders in their web or anywhere else for that matter. Well , I'm going to do this anyway, I'm not to old to learn, so I took my black marker  and  made the spiders  look kinda like a flower, did you know when you do that and then change pictures your drawings that made a spider look like a flower now make it look like a ugly spaceship is landing on my mountain screensaver and makes my daughter's picture look like she has a tattoo from Africa in the middle of her face?  Anyone out there know how to remove felt marker drawings from a puter screen?  Now I have more to learn. 

I am giving up on web design as it is giving me the willies thinking of spiders crawling on me when I go to sleep, like creeping up on your arm or your daughters face .I  just can't take it anymore. Boy the things you get into trying to help people who don't even know your trying to help.