friends?

Hi again, I have immediate openings in my life for friends. Do you qualify? Well let's see, do you want a friend ? You got a friend in me. We can be friends to the end. I like friends. I offer you a friend to call and talk to anytime you care too, also as a bonus , you can even text me whenever you want. But wait ! there's more! You can even message me on facebook or even make a comment post on my blog! I know what you are thinking, oh this sounds to good to be true , what's it going to cost me? Absolutely nothing! nada, zero, this is totally free! I will always respond, I will never fail you. I offer free advice from my 62 1/2 years of living , making good choices and bad mistakes too! Which will you choose?  You can take my advice or not take it, the choice is up to you because you are the one living your life, not me , But I am proven in clinical studies to be better than talking to a wall or mirror. Give me a try and you can stop at any time you choose. What do you have to lose? Friends. I like having friends. Do you like friends? I promise to try very hard to be your own personal friend to the best of my ability. Why not start today? Now! Now is the time, now will never come again, in a moment it will be in our past. What will the next moment hold? What will happen? How will you respond?  Aww the suspense , can you hear the eerie music playing in the background of your mind?
  When the road looks rough ahead and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed, just remember what your old pal said , you've got a friend in me. You've got troubles, well I've got 'em too.There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you, we stick together and we see it through. You've got a friend in me. Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am, bigger and stronger too ,Maybe,
But none of them will ever love you the way I do It's me and you and as the years go by our friendship will never die. You're gonna see It's our destiny. You've got a friend in me ! I care about you.