I mention going to planet fitness every great once in a while to Donna and that conversation drops like a bowling ball from wet fingers. Oh well, I have started walking as I mentioned, I walk Charley about 1/2 a mile, then coming back we fast jog almost a run about half the way back home. Well ok maybe two blocks in a almost run, well ok it's a good solid one block anyway. Then we each are breathing so hard that we can't drink anything as fast we want because we have to continue breathing fast and hard. I keep thinking of what Daddy told me about joggers dropping dead of heart attacks and he thought we only have so many steps and when you take them all your time is up. So don't push it. Also Bob Harper had a heart attack and he is a fitness nut and drinks all that green nasty stuff from a blender. If it didn't help him, I will stick with my Tea and coffee and daily glass of water. Remember what happened to Euell Gibbons ? nuff said. 

 So Donna told me she saw a report where passing gas actually helps you and the people smelling it have less a chance for dementia. I asked her who volunteered for this in depth study? I can see people lining up to be in the fart smelling room hooked up to mask that connect to other people's butt's while they eat eggs and beans. Oh yeah I can see that. A real life controlled study.

 So where is this leading you ask? Well as she arrived home yesterday and was  getting out of the car she let a little stinker go, So I hugged her real close and acted like I was trying to get by her saying" Quick let me in their, I don't want to get dementia and need to smell that fart. She said quiet! The neighbors can hear you. So I say it again loudly this time, let me smell your fart, it will help me I don't care if the neighbors hear. She then erupts in laughter calling me crazy. 

  Which reminds me of the story Dad told me, when he went into a bar in Boston during the war and ran into a bunch of guys that were fart smeller's  and wanted him to eat a bunch of boiled eggs  they had on the bar and would breath them in very heavily and start shaking all over. I told Dad  he sure went into some strange places and met some weird people. I think I would pass on that. Yes Dear old Dad actually told me that one. About the same time he told me he dated Pasty Cline but she was to homely for him.