I don't know what to write so I will just give you a joke for now.....
A guy is looking for a place to sit
in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in the university
library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied in a loud voice:
"NO,I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library
started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another
table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl
walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh:
"I study psychology, and I know what
a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy then responded in a loud
voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S ROBBERY!"
All the people in the library looked
at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear:
"I study law: I know how to screw people."
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